if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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