Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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