Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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