I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize
