i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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