This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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