Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
foreskin is a definite game changer
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
