He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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