i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Houston, we have a squirter
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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