just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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