Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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