Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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