i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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