Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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