There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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