he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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