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He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.

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(773): He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed. http://tfl.nu/ua73

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(516): View more from New York

she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".

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I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.

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(516): she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag". (917): I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag. http://tfl.nu/7xie

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(337): View more from Louisiana

but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?

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(337): but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp? http://tfl.nu/p1my

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(980): View more from North Carolina

i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!

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(980): i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter! http://tfl.nu/tgxr

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(989): View more from Michigan

dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away

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(989): dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away http://tfl.nu/dlah

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(440): View more from Ohio

just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.

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(440): just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me. http://tfl.nu/8ykb

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(216): View more from Ohio

ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.

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(216): ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time. http://tfl.nu/5061

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(936): View more from Texas

You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home

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Challenge accepted.

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(936): You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home (254): Challenge accepted. http://tfl.nu/oaxm

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(513): View more from Ohio

Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.

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(513): Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause. http://tfl.nu/kkfj

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(518): View more from New York

And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window

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(518): And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window http://tfl.nu/vqxj

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(520): View more from Arizona

Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman

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(520): Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman http://tfl.nu/fkwg

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.

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(+44): You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon. http://tfl.nu/b5ax

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(773): View more from Illinois

If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.

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(773): If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks. http://tfl.nu/wf91

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(713): View more from Texas

He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.

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They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.

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(713): He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings. (713): They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge. http://tfl.nu/nsnt

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(714): View more from California

I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!

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(714): I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really! http://tfl.nu/ol8j

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