Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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