My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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