her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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