Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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