Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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