Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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