Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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