I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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