why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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