there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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