i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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