I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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