I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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