p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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