You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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