uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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