you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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