So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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