all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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