the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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