ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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