Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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