She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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