Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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