maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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