i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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