If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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