I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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