it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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