i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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