Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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