but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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