The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm getting married
To pizza
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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