I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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