Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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