North Korea, Best Korea!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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