We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This is the high leading the old right now
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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