bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I did not marry a roomba.
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