Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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