yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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