I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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