This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Everclear isn't food dammit
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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